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Author: Blueballed4life Subject: Losing my V
BloodNinja
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posted on 06-21-2006 at 12:37 Reply With Quote Report Post to Moderator
Losing my V

In order to lose my virginity, does it have to be with a girl?




Because I have a roast beef sandwich here and I think it winked at me.
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posted on 06-21-2006 at 13:18 Reply With Quote Report Post to Moderator
hey

Don't knock roast beef as a sexual partner. Throw that fucker in the microwave for about 35 seconds first. You'll never use your hand again.

Also, when you get done, DON'T EAT IT!!@
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posted on 06-21-2006 at 13:54 Reply With Quote Report Post to Moderator
no horsey sauce!

Also don't put any horseradish on it. I did that once.

ONCE.
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